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Sep

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.


Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

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mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

abnormal-fallen-angel:

highlyfunctioningsociopathat221b:

If we didn’t have these I’d have no idea what day it is

How to tell what day it is without school.

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

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jakewilkinz:

I don’t know where I can use this gif but I don’t want to waste my find so here 

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i have no idea either

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pleatedjeans:

via

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

#first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY

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kvotheunkvothe:

salt-and-pepper-panda:

leviahthan:

is anyone going to tell him there are no blades on that lawnmower

shhhhh how many times do you think a winchester has mowed a lawn shhhhhhh

You’ll also notice his lawn doesn’t especially need to be mowed.

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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